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The Simpsons Episode g33k: LinuxTag Comes to Springsfield Part I

At the Springfield Elementary.

Krabappel: OK class, can someone tell me what Linux is? Yes Ralph.

Ralph: You use it to blow yellow liquid out of your nose and block red liquid from coming out of your nose.

Bart: Don’t you mean “Kleenix”, Ms. “Rabappel”?

Class giggles.

Krabappel: Shut up Bart. Yes, Milhouse?

Milhouse: I saw it on the laptop of my dad’s divorce lawyer once: it’s some sorta penguin that likes to eat kernels of the Debian plant.

Krabappel: Milhouse! Why didn’t you tell me your dad’s getting a divorce! I want your father to call me after 10 o’clock tonight so we can discuss your academic dishonesty problem. As for the rest of the class, watch and learn!

Krabappel dims the room and puts a VHS in the VCR.

McClure: Hi! I’m Troy McClure, you may remember me from educational films such as Amoeba: What You Don’t Know Might Not Kill You and memorable blockbusters such as Snakes on the Rollercoaster. In the next 20 minutes we’ll be learning about this revolutionary operating system called Linux.

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Eating Very Very Chocolatey Stuff..ALL THE TIME.

This is so hilarious that I just have to share (besides, I’m really busy saving the world this week). When not being Ali G or Borat, Sacha Baron Cohen is a gay fashion reporter from Austria called Bruno. He interviews a pastor from Little Rock, Arkansas in this clip:

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February 16th, 2007 Posted by em8chel << bruising my religion, gay stew's coming to dinner >> Discuss