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Anti-Gay Republican Finds Real “Family” Value in the Men’s Room

Last year it was the sanctimonious Reverend “you’ll be great like me“ Ted Haggard and the pedophiliac Congressman “don’t forget to measure for me“ Mark Foley; last month we got the racist State Rep. “I’m about to become a statistic here“ Bob Allen, and this week, joining the band of God fearing, moralizing, gay bashing Republicans whose hypocrisy finally got exposed is senator Larry Craig, who was arrested and pleaded guilty for soliciting male sex in a public bathroom.

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August 31st, 2007 Posted by em8chel << gay stew's coming to dinner >> Discuss

Start Your Own Cult or Religion and Make Lots of Money in 12 Minutes

If L. Ron Hubbard can do it, you can do it!


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August 17th, 2007 Posted by em8chel << bruising my religion, party like it's 1984 >> Discuss

Xenu is Loose: Sci-Fi Musical Parodying Scientology Coming in August

If you’re into Science Fiction, especially the satirical kind, or if you’re into musical, especially the religion-trashing kind, you might wanna visit the Fringe Festival in Edinburgh this year for the premier of Xenu is Loose, a rock and roll musical mocking the Church of Scientology.

The full title of the show, by the way, is

Xenu is Loose! Cower puny Humans as the Dark Prince of the Galactic Federation rains Atomic Death once more upon your Pitiful Planet - The Musical!

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July 20th, 2007 Posted by em8chel << bruising my religion >> Discuss

BBC Panorama - Scientology and Me

BBC reporter John Sweeney’s encounter with Scientology.

Watch this, people.
BBC vs. Scientology

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May 18th, 2007 Posted by em8chel << bruising my religion, party like it's 1984 >> Discuss

Scientology: The Cigarettes of The People

Sueddeutsche Zeitung is running an eerie piece (in German) on how Scientologists in Germany are converting ordinary folks into believers. A blogger spent 10 days with Scientology recruiters in Munich to write his first hand experience.

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May 4th, 2007 Posted by em8chel << bruising my religion >> Discuss

Eating Very Very Chocolatey Stuff..ALL THE TIME.

This is so hilarious that I just have to share (besides, I’m really busy saving the world this week). When not being Ali G or Borat, Sacha Baron Cohen is a gay fashion reporter from Austria called Bruno. He interviews a pastor from Little Rock, Arkansas in this clip:

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February 16th, 2007 Posted by em8chel << bruising my religion, gay stew's coming to dinner >> Discuss